| KRISTEN: |
Our taxes are going to abortions in ways no one is even talking about.
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| JON: |
Well, let's talk about it now. How?
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| KRISTEN: |
Well, for starters, we have to cut funding for fire departments.
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| JON: |
Why would that be?
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| KRISTEN: |
Helllloooo? What if an abortion clinic catches fire, and firefighters put it out, paving the way for more abortions? Abortionist firefighters, paid for with our taxpayer dollars.
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| JON: |
Well that's like saying we need to de-fund the Coast Guard because abortion providers go to the beach.
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| KRISTEN: |
I hadn't even thought of that. But you're right -- no more Coast Guard! Give me another. This is fun.
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| JON: |
F.A.A.
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| KRISTEN: |
Mile-High Club. Number one cause of unwanted pregnancies between Newark and LAX.
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| JON: |
Mining Safety Commission.
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| KRISTEN: |
Mile-BELOW Club.
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| JON: |
Library of Congress.
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| KRISTEN: |
Sexy librarians.
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| JON: |
NASA.
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| KRISTEN: |
Space abortions!
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| JON: |
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
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| KRISTEN: |
Jon, please. I'm getting pregnant just listening to you. |
